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I tell people I don’t like having long complicated relationships, just a quick fling. But what if we all had to write an ad about what we really thought about how we go about getting sex? I think my ad would read something like this:

EVERY SO OFTEN I FEEL THE URGE……

To be picked up in a car. Have my pussy fingered and tits groped while I am being driven to a discreet side street. Then to jump into the back seat, have my top lifted up to expose my titties and my skirt lifted up to expose my pussy. I like to lie on my back, spread my legs wide open and be fucked by a stranger with a hard cock who just wants to not try and make me cum but just unload himself in my pussy. (WITH CONDOM).

Oh, by the way….NO ORAL, NO ASS PLAY. NO FUCKING FROM BEHIND!!!

(Stop complaining, it’s a good enough deal as it stands)!

FOR QUICK FUCKS ONLY

DRIVE BY DRIVERS MOST WELCOME. IF YOU HAVE THE SPACE IN THE BACK OF YOUR CAR AND A HARD ON YOU CAN USE MY PUSSY TO SHOOT YOUR LOAD.

We can always say no. I prefer to meet than spend endless hour/days emailing texting. I can’t accommodate and don’t have too much time to spend away from home. I would suit someone who doesn’t live too far away, has the horn, a full ball bag of spunk and just needs to quickly offload it in my pussy. WITH CONDOM, of course. No need to worry about making me cum, just a quick fuck with a total stranger in the back of a car down a side street to dump his load, then I’m back to the ironing.

When the mood overtakes me, I am generally free daytimes, during the week.